By AJR Staff
The Naked Gun
Police: Man fires gun wearing only socks
( Texas' Odessa American )
A Sticky Situation
"I have not seen any remorsefulness on his part," Schultz said.
"All I have seen is viscous and awful stuff."
( from a story about convicted killer Michael Morales' clemency plea, in California's Santa Monica Daily Press )
She's Got Legs,
But She Doesn't Know How to Use Them
Harry legs turning off husband in bedroom
( Michigan's Muskegon Chronicle )
You Can't Be Too Careful
As a result, a law enacted in the fall of 2002 required meningitis vaccinations for all incoming freshmen planning to love on campus.
( University of Hartford's Informer )
Former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft had to rescue himself from the Justice Department's Enron investigation after revealing that the company donated nearly $61,000 to his failed 2000 Senate campaign.
( "Enron's Tangled Web" flier by Public Citizen )
Taste and Sensitivity Award
Prosthetic legs returned; police stumped
( Reuters )
Interesting Use of City Funds..
City steps up teen-pregnancy effort
( Richmond Times-Dispatch )
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